DIY FAUX-RIA: a Homemade Sprayable Cannabis Lube Recipe

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Today, I noticed that many of you pop on this site looking for a homemade Foria recipe. I guess the internet probably shows you the Wake & Bake site because I posted that DIY Weed Lube tutorial up awhile back. But that’s not what you’re looking for… now is it?

You’re looking for something liquid, sprayable, and infused with cannabis. You’re looking for that thing from that article titled, “I got my pussy stoned with weed lube” on Vice.

Well look no further folks. I got your back! …and your lady parts…

Feuding with Foria

I started testing this back in the day when I got into a little micro mini feud with the weed lube company – Foria. They said some things on Wake & Bake’s DIY Weed Lube Facebook posts saying things like, “If you’re too lazy to make your own…” and some shit about the “purity” and “safety” of their cannabis. I’m not down with the word lazy used in the context of cannabis. I think it’s poor taste. And for some reason, I smelled bullshit on the whole “safe” and “pure” rhetoric.

After some back and forth, I asked them to show me their grow operation and let me know more about their growing practices. And to be fair, I showed them our little organic greenhouse with cannabis grown with love in the sunshine and living soil without any synthetic nutrients, pesticides or bullshit. It was purely an I’ll show you mine if you show me yours type of exchange. Unfortunately, Foria didn’t want to show me where their cannabis is grown… Maybe they were just “too lazy”, but I can really only wonder.

In response to one of my questions, they told me they share their formula. They said they were in the business of helping women and they gave out their formula so women who didn’t live in California can make it at home. So I told them I’d love to try it and share it with you guys so that you could help yourselves. I sent follow up emails. They never responded… Shocker…

Foria, if you’re reading this… I’d still love to hear back from you 😉

So I was like, fugggghhh this. I’m not putting that stuff near my vagina or supporting a company that doesn’t back up their claims or follow through. As of last month, they’ve teamed up with the hyper-corporate Dixie Elixirs run by this guy and are going to be selling their junk in my home state…

I’m sure that I never have a “real job” in the “industry” after saying this, but… what a duche. You say that you know nothing about weed and then call yourself the “king of pot” and the “Willie Wonka of weed”? In the morning you choose a fancy suit with $50 lime green socks? That’s some fairly conclusive proof de duche.

So while the creators of Foria and the CEO of Dixie Elixirs were off on a yacht somewhere scheming up how they were going to take a shit ton of money from “21 year olds as well as 75 year old grandmas with glaucoma,” I was sitting on the farm dreaming about a cannabis lubricant that was sprayable and I still wanted to “get my pussy stoned with weed lube” without funding that guy’s arrogant sock collection.

15 Minute Orgasms

I can’t make any claims like the Foria machine does. They spread the word that their product has been known to give 15 minute orgasms.

Now, I’ve never had a 15 minute orgasm using cannabis lubricant and I tested this stuff for about 7 months. I’m not saying it’s not possible, I’m just saying that I haven’t ever experienced it.

And to be honest, I’m not sure it’d be all that much fun to have a 15 minute orgasm. I have a feeling that the farmer would start looking at his big farmer watch and start to wonder if I was dying. I’d probably mentally check out at around the eight minute mark. I guess I’m not the kind of lady who would value a 15 minute orgasm, so that’s why the universe doesn’t let me have them.

I can say that this cannabis lube makes sex feel amazing. You’ll have to try it to know what I’m talking about, but everything just feels… so. much. better.

Also, I did conceive a baby using cannabis lubricant, so I can say that (for me) cannabis lube makes babies.

Everyone is different, so I can’t tell you how long your orgasm is going to be or if you’re going to haphazardly create new life. HOWEVER, if you do actually have a 15 minute orgasm using cannabis lube… please, please, pretty please… do share your experience in the comments.

Wake & Bake’s Fauxria Formula

This recipe is based off of some things that Foria says on their website. I’ve deduced that they make their stuff from MCT oil or liquid coconut oil and hash oil… possibly with an emulsifier (like Lecithin), but I can’t be totally sure. 

The Wake & Bake Fauxria recipe does use lecithin an emulsifier because the ph of lecithin (highly alkaline) helps with transdermal absorption (it absorbs into your lady bits better). I don’t think it’s totally necessary, but if you’re using low-mid grade quality cannabis, be sure to add it so you get the best bang for your buck (best accidental pun ever).

Ideally, use this a liquid lecithin like Now Foods Liquid Sunflower Lecithin. It will keep your cannabis lube light and easy to spray. I tried it with some of Swanson’s Sunflower Lecithin, which I love for all of my other oils and homemade weed lubricant, but I think it made it thicker and made it tough on these little spray bottles.

How to use Homemade Foria 

Cannabis lube isn’t used like regular lube. That’s because the point of cannabis lubricant isn’t actually to lubricate.

Step 1: About 30-45 minutes before you’d like to take a trip to pound town (if that’s too graphic, you can share your favorite sex euphemism in the comments), spray several pumps of the oil (6-10ish?) onto your lady bits and rub that delightful oil all up in there.

Step 2: For the next 30-45 minutes, just lay there. I kid. Spend that time doing whatever it is you do that makes you feel sexy. Set the mood. Make your first (and second and third) time using cannabis lube as relaxing and enjoyable as possible. If you’re using it solo, do something nice for yourself (like practicing Cannabis Yoga) until you start feeling warm and fuzzy down below.

Step 3: As soon as you begin to feel it, let the seduction begin. Your sensitivity down below will be heightened and everything should feel subtally more open, relaxed and pleasurable. If you ever start feeling irritated or it doesn’t feel great, just rinse it off.

Using Cannabis Lube for Vaginitis and Other Female Issues

Women who have used cannabis pre-lube to treat painful sex report that the cannabinoids help their pelvic muscles to relax and open up, helping alleviate their symptoms so they can enjoy sex. Skeptics and critics like to turn their nose up at this and say that “data is lacking” or that putting cannabis in your vagina “may be unsafe.” Of course data is lacking. Welcome to the wide world of cannabis. But I can’t guarantee the safety of cannabis lubricant. I can only say that I tested it for several months and my genitalia is still connected to my body and fully functioning.

Even if there was data showing that it’s an effective treatment, the only way you can ever know for yourself is to try it. If it doesn’t work for you, no worries… This weed lubricant is edible, so you can use it to bake up a loaf of Cannabanana Bread or add it to your morning smoothie.

Is Cannabis Lube Only for Women?

Yes… and no. 

So the deal with absorption of the cannabinoids that make this work is that they have to come in contact with a word that will absolutely gross you out and end the sexy vibe of this post. All you really need to know is that man parts don’t have the gross word and can’t absorb much of the cannabinoid goodness that makes this so healing and fun for women.

But dudes, that shouldn’t stop you from whipping up a batch of this. I can’t tell you how thrilled (and open to suggestion) your lady would be if you suprised her with a bottle or two of this stuff. You could also put some in capsules or add it to a smoothie or milkshake, and try this aphrodisiac psychoactive-ly while your lady has a more topical experience.

Also, and this is totally hearsay, someone once wrote and told me that using cannabis lube on their penis helped them perform for longer, but I’ve never tested this and have no idea. Also also, that’s not an invitation to you to write to me about your penis.

Hash, Buds or Trim? 

If you can, use hash. I’ll be trying it using every type of hash I make this harvest, but I’m out for now, and until then, my answer to your question about using x grams of BHO or x grams of bubble hash will be “I don’t know”. If you try it with whatever you’ve got, shoot me a comment and let me know how it goes. 

I did try it with high quality sugar trim and it works. But you have to use a good deal of trim and a very fine filter (like a Purify 190 from Magical Butter) to get all of the plant material out of the mixture. Cheap cheese cloth just won’t cut it on this one and I can’t think of anything worse than having micro bits of plant material in your hoo ha when you’re trying to get in the mood.

1. In a crockpot on warm/low or Magical Butter Machine, combine:

1 Cup MCT Oil or Liquid Coconut Oil

1 Cup Decarboxylated Trim or Buds (Packed tight, I can get 18 grams of trim and kief into a cup and that’s what I went with) or 1 Gram BHO (haven’t tried it yet, so I’m not sure about the ratio… just read it on this reddit board)

1 T Liquid Sunflower Lecithin

2. If using a crockpot and trim, stir regularly for three-four hours. If using the magical butter machine, use the oil setting.

 3. Strain.

 4. Bottle in glass spray bottles. Store in refrigerator or keep large batches in the freezer.

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Much Love,

Corinne

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48 Comments

  • Reply
    John
    August 2, 2015 at 4:29 pm

    Hi, thanks for the recipe, definitely going to be trying this one out. Just wanted to confirm for peace of mind, is it a teaspoon or a tablespoon of lecithin you’re recommending – I’ve made mistakes with these measurements before and screwed stuff up big time! Thanks.

    • Reply
      Corinne
      September 4, 2015 at 1:11 am

      Hi John!

      The big T is for Tablespoon… Sorry about the confusion!

      Much love,
      Corinne

  • Reply
    Rebecca
    September 16, 2015 at 9:08 am

    You are wonderful–I love your blog and your sense of humor. Thank you for sharing your cannabis lube recipes! I can’t wait to try this one.

  • Reply
    Steve
    October 1, 2015 at 1:31 pm

    Really enjoying your posts, thought I’d share my secret to getting the most “bang for your buck.” “Bounce from your ounce”
    Many years ago, I began using a table top vaporizer…when the herb was done (I use the term bunk). I would throw it away…BIG MISTAKE.
    I started saving it and decided to bake with it (what the hell right?) This…was the single greatest discovery of my life. What I have essentially been doing is carboxilating the herb a teaspoon at a time, and inhaling the vaporized goodness of everything below 338 degrees. Though the oven is a good way to do a big batch, I like this because its the definition of frugality, and really gives your stuff a second wind. Save that bunk! Try it.
    I dare you. 🙂

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    Hillary
    January 17, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    Hi Corinne! I noticed this post is about 6 months old now. Have you tried making more batches with different amounts of BHO? Is 1g still your suggestion?

  • Reply
    jessica
    January 28, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    Hey question. Can this be absorbed by the male and then test positive for thc in a drug test?

  • Reply
    Victoria
    April 27, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Hi Corrine! Though I think I know the answer to this question already, is there any way to weed wash this oil? I’d like to remove more of the earthy smell if possible!

  • Reply
    Trisha
    April 29, 2016 at 7:53 am

    Thank you for sharing this recipe! I bought the MB2 on your recommendation but they say you have to use two cups for the machine to work, that’s a lot of product, do you have any recommendations for cooking it longer to get more THC for the buck? Looking forward to your tincture book!

  • Reply
    Gil Guerra
    May 19, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    Hello Corrine, Hail from Brazil!
    I’d like to know if i just need to put my decarb weed with the MCT oil and than its done?

  • Reply
    Katy
    May 30, 2016 at 12:02 pm

    Could I just use some of my cannaoil (coconut) and apply it or is it vastly improved by adding the lecithin and putting it in a spray bottle? Can I use previously prepared cannaoil and just add the lecithin?

  • Reply
    Chris
    June 5, 2016 at 11:54 am

    I have some Cannabis Oil (sub-critical Co2) concentrate… About 63% THC content, any ideas as to ratio I should use? 30/70 40/60…??

  • Reply
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    July 13, 2016 at 10:18 am

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  • Reply
    Kat
    July 25, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    Thanks for this recipe. How many glass spray bottles (at what size) would you need for this size recipe? And where did you get your bottles from?

    Thanks.

  • Reply
    Kat
    July 25, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Also thanks for checking into this. The AMAZING results sounded overblown but I don’t doubt it may help some.

  • Reply
    Carlos
    August 25, 2016 at 6:42 am

    Hey guys, I did this recipe but after my weed lube turns solid, why? I did something wrong? Its normal?

    • Reply
      Corinne
      August 27, 2016 at 3:22 pm

      Is it hard like a rock? Is it still maleable? Is this at room temp or in the refrigerator.

      Either way, you can reheat it and add some liquid oil like sunflower or olive oil (wouldn’t be the best flavor) until it’s the right consistency.

      Let me know how it goes!

    • Reply
      Reuben
      September 17, 2016 at 4:34 am

      You may have used unrefined coconut oil, refined (cooking) oil comes in liquid form and works best for spray type applications.

  • Reply
    obat vaginitis
    October 20, 2016 at 2:07 am

    whether the product in other countries?

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    Elizabeth
    October 22, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    I am very interested in making this recipe but am confused about the ratios. If I use 1/2 oz of bud (pre-decarbing), which fills a 1-cup capacity measuring cup packed fairly tight, then decarb (at which point I end up with a smaller amount — maybe 1/3 cup), and follow the instructions by putting it all in my MB machine, will this work fine? I can’t figure if you are referring to the 1 cup bud in the recipe as pre- or post-decarboxylation. I have looked at a few other weed lube recipes and some call for as little as 4g per cup of MCT or coconut oil. Also, the MB machine has a minimum fill level of 2 cups, so I just used 2 cups MCT oil and the 1/3 c. decarbed bud. Based on the other recipes I’ve seen online, I’m not sure if it’s going to be really weak or really strong! I guess I’ll find out… but I’d still appreciate if you could clarify. Also, since you refer to using the MB machine, I suggest you alter the recipe to account for that 2 cup minimum because unless the bud is a nice, heaping cup, it won’t reach the minimum fill line. Thanks so much for your input and the recipe, I will post after I’m done testing the finished product. 😉

    • Reply
      Jen
      December 9, 2016 at 8:37 am

      the fiora lube is only 400mg or 450mgs in the whole bottle. at 400mg that’s 1 gram of 40% cannabis oil. if using a strain that grows at 15% (midgrade) you need less than 3 grams of oil. so using only an 8th of flower, even a weak flower, will be stronger than the fiora lube.

  • Reply
    Elizabeth
    October 24, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    I followed these instructions to a T, except I had to add 1 more cup of MCT oil to get to the minimum fill line in the MB Machine. Tried it, and was disappointed, used a TON too. So I assume it was too weak, although Doing the math, it seemed I’d be putting more in there than some other recipes recommend. I want to try this again, given that I can obtain enough to do so, and I’d have to make a double batch. Is this something I could re-infuse with more decarbed bud, rather than start from scratch? I would greatly appreciate your clarification on the above matter about the amount because if you have 1 cup bud, after decarbing the volume is much less than a full cup.Thanks Corinne!

  • Reply
    Sarah
    October 29, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    Hi!

    Have you tried a DIY for foria relief?

    Thanks!!

  • Reply
    Elizabeth
    November 1, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    hey Corinne, you’re probably busy… thanks for the recipe, I would love if you could reply to my posts (I have one above about making it and measures cuz it’s not working as planned. Hasn’t worked at all! I wonder what I’m doing or did wrong?) I am seeing if steeping may help, do you know anything about that? Thanks in advance, answer at your earliest convenience, sorry for bugging you again. 😉

  • Reply
    Jen
    December 9, 2016 at 8:32 am

    fiora lube is 400mg. so 1 gram of 40% oil, half a gram of 80% oil, or whatever in between it takes to hut that number.

  • Reply
    Nina
    December 12, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    You are amazing! I just want you to know that! You literally have me in stitches reading every single one of your posts. You are the best weed website out there and cant wait to buy you’re book. You are my wake and bake guru haha

  • Reply
    Jerry & Jayne
    December 30, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    Just found you. And glad I did. My wife is disabled. Has reflex sympathetic dystrophy or what is now called complex regional pain syndrome. She’s had carpal tunnel, cervical spine surgery C5-6 twice, needs R knee and L shoulder joint replacement surgery. She takes brand Opana ER and IR (generic oxymorphone is useless and watered down). Narcotic therapy inhibits hormones. I use methadone and I now have to give myself testosterone shots in the ass once per week. She’s 58, I’m 54 (as of 2/17).
    Where are you located?
    Do we get a weed card and go to a local shop for the ingredients?
    Do we buy hash oil? What is decarboxylated (product)? Do we buy stuff that has already had this done or do we buy supplies and perform this ourselves?
    I’d like to try your method before feeding Foria $$. $35+ for four sex sessions is expensive.
    Also, please grant me some leeway. You know the doctors in San Diego who have been convicted of sex crimes against their patients recently? Some were past doctors of Jayne’s. We’ve had others, ob-gyns (both inside and outside Kaiser) do things which were criminal. Jayne does not have Kaiser now but I’m stuck with them. Cheapest, worst formulary, worst plan in USA. Hate them. They market gun control and SSRI’s by the bag full. Their meds are the cheapest and worst quality. They admit this and don’t care. Mandatory arbitration, confidential, makes them untouchable.
    There’s a website called http://www.forwomenseyesonly.com It discusses alternatives to pap scrape. Thanks to my research, Jayne refuses the 53% accuracy pap now. There used to be a urine based pap test she used called Trovagene. A San Diego company. They were 93% accurate. They also do cancer testing. The HPV test was d/c due to “lack of interest.” It was deliberately left to rot. We tried getting them tv coverage. The company refused to advertise. Why? The BS is comparable to the power big companies & government has over women and birth control. Just like weed.
    The brainwashing I grew up with re weed…incredible.
    Thank you for what you’ve done. I plan on getting your cook book. And reading how weed cured you. Very interested in that.
    I was also molested by a team of nurses at Pomerado Poway CA hospital in 2010 prior to my hernia surgery. While the others watched one “messaged…” I did not allow it to “end.” Thankfully the pre-op sedation wore off. I gave them the finger and immediately I felt my IV line p/u and then woke in Recovery. The only woman I’ve made love to is Jayne. We’ve done it all…
    We’ll answer anything you want re getting out of pap.
    Also, every major lab offers HPV blood testing! Did you know that? This is the unknown alternative that can be used to rate HPV exposure while saying “hands off” and refusing the useless bimanual & rectovaginal.
    There’s also the Delphi Screener. Research this and ask why we don’t have access HERE. Perhaps Mr Trump’s daughter can influence positive hope and change. That would definitely make us better off than we were four years ago.
    Did you know that during the internal feelups every erotic spot inside (and outside) is deliberately palpated by the doctor? This causes involuntary arousal & lubrication which is why they tell you to use “cleansing breaths.”
    Did you know in the stirrups you automatically engorge for them to see every couple minutes? Same with your nipples. If they pinch them during breast exam that also causes involuntary arousal.
    I’m the son of an RN. I grew up listening to my mom & her friends discuss these perversions and how their daughters used to cry…
    Looking forward to hearing back from you.
    THANK YOU FOR CARING & SHARING WHAT MATTERS
    PS An Australian pathologist recently agreed with Australia’s new screening guidelines. He said dysplasia is a “common” young woman’s disease. That it resolves on its own if given enough time. That CIN1&2, even 3 most of the time, resolve on their own if given enough time. That cervical cancer is an old woman’s disease with greatest ratio at age >85. Which means sarcomas (deep tissue) cancers are hitting which pap cannot detect. [pap scrapes are “smeared” onto slides which are read by computer. A few are then oversampled (reread) by human eyes. Hence the poor accuracy. Rejected slides often result in patient being sent for colposcopy. Which is extremely painful. Watch it on youtube. You can view any gyn procedure on youtube. Endometrial biopsy, IUD insertion, (both extremely painful) can be viewed.
    Young women, those recently having birthed, can easily have pap’s that will score as cancerous. Procedures like LEEP and Cold Knife “amputate” the cervix which result in an “incompetent” cervix and automatic miscarriages plus lifelong pain, drainage, spotting, and usual hysterectomy so docs can cut out evidence of bad medicine.
    My wife and I refuse doctors if we aren’t allowed to be at each other’s sides as advocates.
    Doctors cannot feel ovaries & uterus (except perhaps the first inch) except in skinny young women. Period. This is one reason why it took actress Fran Drescher 9 office visits & multiple doctors to have her cancer diagnosed.
    Doctors insist young women have very thorough exams but can’t wait to run out the room when the patient is older and heavier.

  • Reply
    Jeff
    January 3, 2017 at 9:03 am

    People may want to try and get a hold of cannabis distillate. It is as pure and clean of a THC product. It typically comes in 1 gram syringes, and is 90%+ THC. 1/2 of this gram would be equal to about 450mg that foria uses. Just mix with MCT oil and warm up to melt the distillate in, and you should be good to go!

    • Reply
      Jerry & Jayne
      January 3, 2017 at 7:21 pm

      We use a lot of raw coconut oil so we’re ready there. And the lecithin is no problem. Foria uses 450 mg of the distillate. Is that equal to hash oil? And what about the CBD oil? Should this cost much? This is my second day researching this. This would help me a lot. Chronic pain and the narcotics just drain the body of life.
      Thank you for your help.
      Hope what I wrote helps you and any women you know.
      In Australia they just approved the Evalyn brush but d/c Delphi Screener. The Evalyn is a do it yourself pap. It’s not passive as Delphi and Trovagene, or a blood test is.

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    Izzy
    January 5, 2017 at 10:58 am

    I’m going to try it this weekend. Can’t get a hold of liquid lecithin so will make do without. No liquid coconut oil either so planning to replace with Avocado oil.

    To get the instructions straight (I have never made cannabis oil in my life), I need to decarb the hash first (I will use bubble hash) – I’ll do this by putting it in a tea bag made from a nylon stocking, and sous vide that in a ziplock for 60 mins at 95C/200F. Then I’ll put the teabag in the oil and sous vide that 85C/185F for 4 hours.

    Will this work?

    • Reply
      Izzy
      January 5, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      Oh! I have to use coconut oil, because of the saturated fats, I read it in another post. I’ll have to wait then till Amazon pulls through…

      I’m more concerned about my filtering method… with the stocking tea bag…

    • Reply
      Corinne
      January 8, 2017 at 4:58 pm

      Hi Izzy,

      I’m not very familiar with sous vide and I’ve never used it to decarb. I hope another reader can jump in here and help you out…

      Much love,
      Corinne

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    January 9, 2017 at 10:05 pm

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    Kelly
    January 14, 2017 at 12:03 pm

    Okay, another feather in the cap. I have done tinctures, salves and oils with the MB machine, using a variety of base oils/solvents (coconut, everclear, etc). Thought I’d give this one a go.

    Here’s what I did:
    2 cups of liquid coconut oil. You can get it at any health food store or on online.

    3/4 oz. of my recently harvested/cured Mean Queen strain. It’s a local hybrid (Mean Green and Space Queen) with apprx. 19% THC and .6 CBD. I grew it from a clone obtained from a dispensary. I’m using flower since I prefer the flavor, aroma and clean “chain of custody” for my product. I control everything from sprout to dropper/spoon/capsule.

    I only used 3/4 oz. for this first go as a test. I’ll likely increase the flower material in subsequent batches once I self-titrate. To be clear for those running a MB machine: you NEED to decarboxylate your material. Just learn to do it with your home oven (calibrated) or with one of those nifty machines from Ardent. It’s not difficult. Really.

    I added vitamin e oil (about 3 T) and 1 T of liquid lecithin. Since I am using cured and decarbed flower, there is a slight haze to my finished product, despite using the 190 filter bag that came with my machine. It’s not enough to create any sort of graininess in texture. I might run it through a natural coffee filter to further clarify it.

    The aroma and flavor are a concentrate of the Mean Queen strain I started with, so I’m happy with that result. This is my intention with the concentrates I am making, so it’s been a happy morning. As for the intended use for this particular lube/oil, this is where rigorous testing and scientific method come into play! And I’m a scientist. Well, I play one on TV. It has a lovely texture for massage and other blessed events.

    I’ll update once I determine potency and effects. Just taken a dropper of the stuff orally to see how I did compared with other edible oils, but so far the flavor indicates success.

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    Hortons
    January 19, 2017 at 4:06 pm

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    • Reply
      Kelly
      January 19, 2017 at 4:27 pm

      Yes! Spells and incantations are the next logical step in the burgeoning cannabis industry. I just can’t figure out where in the spell to add my precious botanicals. This is a problem. I tried Spell #5 (invisibility) last night, and added the cannabis at the end of a six hour processing run. Oh boy was that a mistake! Instead of ME becoming invisible, both my dogs and half of a cat just disappeared. I could hear them, but they were totally invisible. It’s a good thing I only used an ounce of flower, otherwise the whole neighborhood might have vanished.

      Hortons, we need some more information so we don’t inadvertently create a black hole and swallow the planet. We have enough problems, and a black hole isn’t useful right now (maybe tomorrow…in DC). More importantly, you don’t have any spells to reverse this magick! I know my dogs are hungry, but I don’t know where to feed them. Please help with refining these spells for easier incanting. Maybe you could ask Corinne if she would include a chapter on this technique in her upcoming book. You could call it “Here’s Hortons Whos, Whats, and Wheres.” Just a thought.

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        Corinne
        January 25, 2017 at 10:56 pm

        This has to be the most hilarious thing that’s ever happened on this blog. I die.

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      Jerry & Jayne
      January 20, 2017 at 12:16 am

      He’s WHAT? An idiot maybe.
      I want nothing to do with a devil whoreshipper.
      As for Trump? He’s already done more for USA than Obummer ever did. And that’s before he’s even taken his oath of office.
      You want a miracle? Pray to Jesus. The ONLY true God.

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    Kelly
    January 19, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    Yes! Spells and incantations are the next logical step in the burgeoning cannabis industry. I just can’t figure out where in the spell to add my precious botanicals. This is a problem. I tried Spell #5 (invisibility) last night, and added the cannabis at the end of a six hour processing run. Oh boy was that a mistake! Instead of ME becoming invisible, both my dogs and half of a cat just disappeared. I could hear them, but they were totally invisible. It’s a good thing I only used an ounce of flower, otherwise the whole neighborhood might have vanished.

    Hortons, we need some more information so we don’t inadvertently create a black hole and swallow the planet. We have enough problems, and a black hole isn’t useful right now (maybe tomorrow…in DC). More importantly, you don’t have any spells to reverse this magick! I know my dogs are hungry, but I don’t know where to feed them. Please help with refining these spells for easier incanting. Maybe you could ask Corinne if she would include a chapter on this technique in her upcoming book. You could call it “Here’s Hortons Whos, Whats, and Wheres.” Just a thought.

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    David
    January 29, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Great article. Gf and I have been testing the product for a while now with our own formula, which is basically the same. 8oz coconut oil, 21 grams of trim (or 7 grams of bud), 1 Tablespoon lecithin. Seemed to work on the gf, but the problem is the finished product looks really green and unappealing. Any way to get rid of the unsightly color? Trim comes out darker than buds, but both very green. Thanks much.

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      Melissa
      February 24, 2017 at 12:00 pm

      Kief ! It doesn’t have that green color and earthy taste 🙂

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    amara ramirez
    February 18, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    Amazing info! Thank you. What setting do I use on the Magical Butter for this Faux-Ria recipe? Thanks so much!

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    Izzy
    April 27, 2017 at 3:36 am

    This worked for me:

    4g mid-grade hash. 60 ml coconut oil
    Decarbed the hash alone in a sous-vide, 95C for 60 minutes
    Mixed the decarbed hash and the coconut oil, 4 hours, 85C in the sous-vide
    Strained the mix through a tea bag

    Could have been stronger I think. Pussy stoned but I expected more… and my tolerance isn’t even that high. It did allow me to have anal sex for the first time ever though, so… xD

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    Megan P
    May 9, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Can I use RSO (rick Simpson oil) to make this? It only takes orally ingesting about a grain of rice size to get me way stoned (low tolerance) so, does anyone have experience making it with rso?

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    Shannon
    September 7, 2017 at 12:39 am

    What’s up, I tried the recipe with 2 c. MCT oil, 2 Tbsp lecithin, and about 32g of decarboxylated bud, a strain called Narnia that I had smoked before and could tell had the horny properties I was after… problem was, I followed the recipe and at first only had enough to fill the MB2 halfway to the min line so I had to get more bud, and that third time I used the Ardent Lift, it kept going on its cycle, the light never turned green so the bud was in there overnight. I’m not sure if that may have “ruined” some of the THC, but anyway, otherwise almost doubled the recipe to fill the MB2 up enough. Strained. Looks and smells like it should. And I think it works but it could be stronger, I definitely am going to contact the person I bought the Lift decarb machine from, as it may have made the finished product less potent — I expected more, as I have gotten randy as hell by smoking some strains, I was expecting the same feeling with the lube. 4-6 sprays did make solo sex more intense and I could have kept going all night, but beforehand, I didn’t get that “burning desire” I was after. Is that typical? It definitely feels different, and I have yet to try it with a partner, so that could make the difference… I’ll update as my “testing” continues.

    My question is, does anyone think that the Lift staying on overnight (??? It worked fine the first few times) may have scorched some of the THC in the 10g or so I added afterward (first added 22g, then did the math and 10g was about what I needed for the same ratio and to fill up the machine), thus making the finished product less potent?

    AND, more importantly, if an oil or tincture isn’t to strength, can you add to it and run it through the MB2 again? Or would that be ruining the semi-potent product I have now? I may try to mix it with another, stronger batch, and just use a crockpot the second time so I don’t have a minimum line to reach on the MB2.

    Any input is much appreciated!!!!!!

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    El Robbo
    September 20, 2017 at 10:34 am

    So, I have 1.5g of “Budder King Budder” (99.7% THC content), that i really want to use to make DIY Yoni-Bomber Lube… I guess my question is, how much fractionated coconut oil would I need to infuse it into for a woman to get a good bajingo buzz from 4-6 spritzes?

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      El Robbo
      September 20, 2017 at 11:09 am

      I should probably qualify my comment by saying my wife is a sturdy gal, but has really REALLY low tolerance. ie, one CBD cannagel last year gave her the best night’s sleep she’d had in decades….

      Also, very funny blog/posts/recipes/articles. Love your writing style, Corinne! Very much like my own (to me, anyway!)

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        Corinne
        September 22, 2017 at 8:03 am

        thanks El Robbo! I hope she loves the lube 😉

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      Corinne
      September 22, 2017 at 8:07 am

      I’m going to put together a post for doing advanced dosing math and I’ll let you know once it’s done 😉

      Much love,
      Corinne

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