Today, I noticed that many of you pop on this site looking for a homemade Foria recipe. I guess the internet probably shows you the Wake & Bake site because I posted that DIY Weed Lube tutorial up awhile back. But that’s not what you’re looking for… now is it?
You’re looking for something liquid, sprayable, and infused with cannabis. A sprayable cannabis lube, if you will. You’re looking for that thing from that article titled, “I got my pussy stoned with weed lube” on Vice.
Well, look no further folks. I got your back! …and your lady parts…
Homemade Sprayable Lube vs Foria (the company)
When I first made this recipe back in 2015, Foria (the company that makes sprayable weed lube that I based this recipe off of) questioned the purity and safety of Wake & Bake’s Weed Lube recipe. I ended up showing them our little organic greenhouse with cannabis grown with love in the sunshine and living soil without any synthetic nutrients, pesticides or bullshit. Unfortunately, Foria never showed us the data and photographs to back up their purity and safety claims, after many follow-up emails. (Foria, I’m still willing to hear back from you!)
So, if you’re wondering how my DIY recipe holds up against the company, let’s cross our fingers for the day Foria responds.
But for now, let’s get to what you’re here for… DIY sprayable weed lube.
15-minute orgasms with weed lube?
Foria claims that their weed lube gives 15 minute orgasms. Can my DIY recipe make these “claims?”
Now, I’ve never had a 15-minute orgasm using sprayable cannabis lube and I tested this stuff for about 7 months. I’m not saying it’s not possible, I’m just saying that I haven’t ever experienced it.
And to be honest, I’m not sure it’d be all that much fun to have a 15-minute orgasm. I have a feeling that the farmer would start looking at his big farmer watch and start to wonder if I was dying. I’d probably mentally check out at around the eight-minute mark. I guess I’m not the kind of lady who would value a 15-minute orgasm, so that’s why the universe doesn’t let me have them.
I can say that this cannabis lube makes sex feel amazing. You’ll have to try it to know what I’m talking about, but everything just feels… so. much. better.
Also, I did conceive a baby using cannabis lubricant, so I can say that (for me) cannabis lube makes babies.
Everyone is different, so I can’t tell you how long your orgasm is going to be or if you’re going to haphazardly create new life. HOWEVER, if you do actually have a 15-minute orgasm using cannabis lube… please, please, pretty please… do share your experience in the comments.
Wake & Bake’s Fauxria Sprayable Cannabis Lube Formula
This recipe is based on some things that Foria says on their website. I’ve deduced that they make their stuff from MCT oil or liquid coconut oil and hash oil… possibly with an emulsifier (like Lecithin), but I can’t be totally sure.
The Wake & Bake Fauxria recipe does use lecithin as an emulsifier because the ph of lecithin (highly alkaline) helps with transdermal absorption (it absorbs into your lady bits better). I don’t think it’s totally necessary, but if you’re using low-mid grade quality cannabis, be sure to add it so you get the best bang for your buck (best accidental pun ever).
Ideally, use this a liquid lecithin like Now Foods Liquid Sunflower Lecithin. It will keep your cannabis lube light and easy to spray. I tried it with some of Swanson’s Sunflower Lecithin, which I love for all of my other oils and homemade weed lubricant, but I think it made it thicker and made it tough on these little spray bottles.
How to use Homemade Foria Sprayable Cannabis Lube
Cannabis lube isn’t used like regular lube. That’s because the point of cannabis lubricant isn’t actually to lubricate.
Step 1: About 30-45 minutes before you’d like to take a trip to pound town (if that’s too graphic, you can share your favorite sex euphemism in the comments), spray several pumps of the oil (6-10ish?) onto your lady bits and rub that delightful oil all up in there.
Step 2: For the next 30-45 minutes, just lay there. I kid. Spend that time doing whatever it is you do that makes you feel sexy. Set the mood. Make your first (and second and third) time using cannabis lube as relaxing and enjoyable as possible. If you’re using it solo, do something nice for yourself until you start feeling warm and fuzzy down below.
Step 3: As soon as you begin to feel it, let the seduction begin. Your sensitivity down below will be heightened and everything should feel subtly more open, relaxed and pleasurable. If you ever start feeling irritated or it doesn’t feel great, just rinse it off.
Using Cannabis Lube for Vaginitis and Other Female Issues
Women who have used cannabis pre-lube to treat painful sex reports that the cannabinoids help their pelvic muscles to relax and open up, helping alleviate their symptoms so they can enjoy sex. Skeptics and critics like to turn their nose up at this and say that “data is lacking” or that putting cannabis in your vagina “may be unsafe.” Of course, data is lacking. Welcome to the wide world of cannabis. But I can’t guarantee the safety of cannabis lubricants. I can only say that I tested it for several months and my genitalia is still connected to my body and fully functioning.
Even if there was data showing that it’s an effective treatment, the only way you can ever know for yourself is to try it. If it doesn’t work for you, no worries… This weed lubricant is edible, so you can use it to bake up a loaf of Cannabanana Bread or add it to your morning smoothie.
Is Cannabis Lube Only for Women?
Yes… and no.
So the deal with absorption of the cannabinoids that make this work is that they have to come in contact with a word that will absolutely gross you out and end the sexy vibe of this post. All you really need to know is that man parts don’t have the gross word and can’t absorb much of the cannabinoid goodness that makes this so healing and fun for women.
But dudes, that shouldn’t stop you from whipping up a batch of this. I can’t tell you how thrilled (and open to suggestion) your lady would be if you suprised her with a bottle or two of this stuff. You could also put some in capsules or add it to a smoothie or milkshake, and try this aphrodisiac psychoactive-ly while your lady has a more topical experience.
Also, and this is totally hearsay, someone once wrote and told me that using cannabis lube on their penis helped them perform for longer, but I’ve never tested this and have no idea. Also, that’s not an invitation to you to write to me about your penis.
Hash, Buds or Trim?
If you can, use hash. I’ll be trying it using every type of hash I make this harvest, but I’m out for now, and until then, my answer to your question about using x grams of BHO or x grams of bubble hash will be “I don’t know”. If you try it with whatever you’ve got, shoot me a comment and let me know how it goes.
I did try it with high-quality sugar trim and it works. But you have to use a good deal of trim and a very fine filter (like a Purify 190 from Magical Butter) to get all of the plant material out of the mixture. Cheap cheesecloth just won’t cut it on this one and I can’t think of anything worse than having micro bits of plant material in your hoo-ha when you’re trying to get in the mood.
1. In a crockpot on warm/low or Magical Butter Machine, combine:
1 Cup Decarboxylated Trim or Buds (Packed tight, I can get 18 grams of trim and kief into a cup and that’s what I went with) or 1 Gram BHO (haven’t tried it yet, so I’m not sure about the ratio… just read it on this reddit board)
2. If using a crockpot and trim, stir regularly for three-four hours. If using the magical butter machine, use the oil setting.
4. Bottle in glass spray bottles. Store in refrigerator or keep large batches in the freezer.